Week 3

Diary: not sure of the date. Its the altitude. I may have gone all 6s and 7s.

I have discovered that perhaps the ape-beings in this place are not as stupid as I believed. They have a love of the finer arts as well; anime, and things involving ninjas killing pirates. And possibly anime that features ninjas killing pirates! Quite amazing, really.

I have been teaching them some simple skills; how to create a kickass presentation. 5 examples of my awesome awesomeness are below.

1. Be clear and concise - if they cant hear you, or your being vague, they wont know what your talking about. Enough of your jibber-jabber.

2. Create your presentation to suit your audience. If your with experts, talk to them like you would talk to experts. If their not, dont use jargon. You'll just confuse and infuriate them.

3. Practice. Look in a mirror and talk to yourself. I dont care if your ugly, or if you have a huge pimple. Just do it.

4. Make it as entertaining as you can without losing your topic. If people get bored, all they are gonna hear is "blah blah blah"

5. Stay calm. Stressing will only make you screw up. SERENITY NOW!!

To show them my mad presentation skills, I created a tribute to Batman. I only hope their primitive brains can handle his awesomeness.

~Raptor F Jesus

Week 2

Diary: August 7, 2007.

On mt Lawley, at the "ECU" encampment

I have, with my mightily advanced brain, come to understand the natives simple language. A possibe reason for this may be that our languages are practically the exact same, but i digress.

I have missed the "lecture" and "tutorial" (both seem to be some kind of primitive torture method) due to sickness. Unfortunately, this has put me behind in the meaningless tasks they have set me. However, with my aforementioned mighty brain, I have strove to catch up.

MS Word, Excel.... I laugh at these backwards people.

I shall update you when possible... hopefully, I shouldnt become sick again lest one of the inferior natives attempt to challenge me intellectually.

~~~ Raptor F Jesus